“So he calls up Loki like “LOKI SOLVE MY PROBLEMS WITH GIANTS.” And Loki is like “What? Why?” And Odin is like “REMEMBER HOW WE HAVE AN OATH OF KINSHIP THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY?” And… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“And then Loki gets jealous of how pretty Thor is and is like “I wanna dress up too.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“He calls up all the gods like “HEY, GUYS YOU SHOULD COME OVER I’M HAVING A WEIRD COFFIN PARTY.” And all the gods are… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“the first thing that’s gonna tip everyone off that the world is ending is this thing called Fimbulvetr which just means THE WINTER OF… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“So he calls up Loki like “LOKI SOLVE MY PROBLEMS WITH GIANTS.” And Loki is like “What? Why?” And Odin is like “REMEMBER HOW… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“(He tells fortunes by throwing palm nuts and reading their patterns but I failed to clarify that because I was looking for an excuse… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Hey, is there a female version of wingman? Wingwoman sounds awkward. I’m coining a new phrase: Titcaptain. Tell your friends.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Dionysus the god of drinking so hard you wake up with TWO hangovers and then they FIGHT.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“So the moral of the story is that the primary ingredient for a successful nation is guns.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“So, basically, what it all comes down to is that we are made of tears from the disembodied eyeball of a guy who fucks… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“That's all any of these myths have been trying to do. To take a huge, terrifying phenomenon, something you can only stare at and… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“No, see what I’m trying to say is that I watch people organizing themselves into these neat little conflicts: Atheists versus Christians Jews versus… — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
