Politics is a tough game. But would I change places with a trauma nurse in an emergency ward on a busy Saturday… — Michael Ignatieff Copy Share Image
I love these sort of documentaries, which you might turn on late on a Saturday night - like, say, 'The Alma Cogan… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
I think women have always been funny. But when Tina Fey became head writer at 'Saturday Night Live,' the culture shifted, and… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Arguably, the first five years of 'Saturday Night Live' were some of the most radical things ever seen on television. When NBC… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
If you want to know how important Portland is to me, there's no Saturday night gigs here. They weren't available. So our… — Garth Brooks Copy Share Image
I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
My typical Saturday night is a great solo dinner at one of my favorite restaurants. I like to talk to the restaurant… — Kendrick Sampson Copy Share Image
If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“ A former fighter pilot, teaching at an aeronautics university, discovered how this works in the classroom. One of his students had been… — John Medina Copy Share Image
It never seemed like that much of a mystery why shows I was acted in failed. When you're doing a show called… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Making money isn't the main point of business. Money is a by-product… A new product has been found, something of use to… — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
I was a kid, I loved music, that was our social thing. That's what we bonded on. That's what my Saturday nights… — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
“Do you pray for your pastor on Saturday night? Don’t criticize him, but rather pray for him. He needs your prayers. The… — J. Vernon McGee Copy Share Image
“The Runaway Five's obvious influence is The Blues Brothers. During localization, their black and white suits were made more colorful to avoid… — Ken Baumann Copy Share Image
“As she sits in a booth, it never occurs to her to observe herself, and thus she is spared the image of… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten… — Angus Deayton Copy Share Image
I did a number of local children's theater plays growing up, but in 5th grade, I had some good times on stage… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
I've done movies with Oliver Stone and Michael Mann. And I've done quite a few dramas in my time, from the theatre… — James Belushi Copy Share Image
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
On away trips, I'll listen to my iPod sometimes or watch some TV, see what's on of a Friday or Saturday night… — Aaron Ramsey Copy Share Image
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Fifteen per cent of the population believe the moon landing was actually staged in a movie lot in Arizona and somewhat fewer… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
“There’s this fancy restaurant nearby with a nice view of the water. The Alchemist and Barrister, they call it. I’ve always thought… — Christopher Rankin Copy Share Image
Saturday night at my house, I often trot out classic movies and force the urchins to watch them. There is much wailing… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Basically, we used to have a rule at 'Saturday Night Live' that you're not allowed to bring up 'The Simpsons' at the… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
You can't stay at Saturday Night Live forever. It's a little like trying to stay in high school forever. You need to… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Mom, this is so not fair! I can't go to school without a hoodie. Do you know what will happen?" Yes, I… — Rebecca Ethington Copy Share Image
Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing… — Muddy Waters Copy Share Image
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The girls that I grew up with, and my friends and I, we just never had interests in common. I loved comedy.… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I completely understand why a businessman would fire me from 'Saturday Night Live'. Because he was seeing Jay Leno kill 10 minutes… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
People would be like, 'Oh, 'Saturday Night Live' is such a stepping stone!' And I remember being like, 'A stepping stone?! This… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
The facts are, the reality is, you can't really enjoy it. You win a football match and by the time you get… — Scott Parker Copy Share Image
We'll serve, on a good Saturday night six or seven thousand people in all the restaurants, and it's like, the percentages are… — Todd English Copy Share Image
We've uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and some people killed on Saturday nights. One of my… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is a whole different arena. It's great fun and I love it and that's what we do in the… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
Over the weekend Saturday Night Live did another skit making fun of me and they spoke about Unbreakable!!!! Even though the girl… — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
“It is worth noting that at this time, I had been doing Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live for two full seasons.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
