Malcolm: A karate master does not kill people with his bare hands. He does not lose his temper and kill his wife.… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
When I was on 'Mad TV,' I figured my parents were watching, and that was it. It wasn't 'Saturday Night Live,' so… — Orlando Jones Copy Share Image
Muslims do drink, as anyone who has spent a wild weekend with Saudi booze tourists in Bahrain will know. Those Saudi tourists… — Lawrence Osborne Copy Share Image
I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
I hate to blow the mystique, but at the time we really liked bubblegum music, and we really liked the Bay City… — Joey Ramone Copy Share Image
I love the tradition of male coming-of-age films like 'Saturday Night Fever' or 'Mean Streets' or 'Go.' I love those films that… — Max Joseph Copy Share Image
“ A former fighter pilot, teaching at an aeronautics university, discovered how this works in the classroom. One of his students had been… — John Medina Copy Share Image
I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I have read countless comics books while listening to hip hop, and as a young one, I wasted countless hours practicing nunchuks… — Axel Alonso Copy Share Image
The thing I really love about 'Saturday Night Fever' is that the movie is a gritty drama. Most people just remember the… — Max Joseph Copy Share Image
I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights. — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
“I sound like an idiot. But what else am I supposed to say? My parents are getting a divorce? I'm practically flunking… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
I think both of those: the subject matter, pop culture... the talent, I don't think... there's no Jim Belushi in Saturday Night… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“They party all night Friday night, straight through Saturday and Saturday night, and then they sleep enough on Sunday to go to… — Jason Ellis/ Mike Tully Copy Share Image
“Given the number of species in the world, aren't there others who want to get high, or stoned, or drunk? This question… — Johann Hari Copy Share Image
My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
“We cannot prove the contrary, to be sure—but I wish you a better fate Miss Price, than to be the wife of… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
When I graduated from college, I moved to New York and started doing improv because I read all about the early 'Saturday… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
I'll do two gigs on a Saturday night until four o'clock in the morning, wake up, and do drag brunch on a… — Aquaria Copy Share Image
I remember after the second episode of 'Saturday Night Takeaway' aired, there were thousands of comments about how bad my teeth were.… — Scarlett Moffatt Copy Share Image
I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Once you're finally in a place at Saturday Night Live that you're really comfortable, that's when you should probably be leaving, unfortunately.… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
