“As long as there is life, my dear friends, laughter will be the weapon of we who mock it even as we struggle to understand it.” — George Herman Copy Share Image
“The world is an asylum where the inmates keep the warders in their place.” — George Herman Copy Share Image
The harder you grip the bat, the more you can swing it through the ball, and the farther the ball will go. — George Herman Copy Share Image
I'll win more games playing everyday in the outfield than I will pitching every fourth day. — George Herman Copy Share Image
I'd play for half my salary if I could hit in this dump all the time. — George Herman Copy Share Image
You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a… — George Herman Copy Share Image
“As long as there is life, my dear friends, laughter will be the weapon of we who mock it even as we struggle to… — George Herman Copy Share Image
You're an actor, are you? Well, all that means is: you are irresponsible, irrational, romantic, and incapable of handling an adult emotion or a… — George Herman Copy Share Image
“The world is an asylum where the inmates keep the warders in their place.” — George Herman Copy Share Image
How to hit home runs: I swing as hard as I can, and I try to swing right through the ball. — George Herman Copy Share Image
