If you have to do more then 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, its not the angle or the lighting.… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There is no snooze button on a dog that wants to go out for a piss. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Every man hopes to marry a nymphomaniac; but in many marriages, after a few years the nympho leaves, but the maniac stays. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
My I hate you face must look very similar to my tell me more face. Ill have to work on that. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Im so terrible at Chess. The only way Ill ever get to say Checkmate is if I eat at a restaurant in… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Behind every great man theres a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
My math teacher accused me of cheating, I cant help that my english teacher is hotter. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey? Sure. Great! Thanks for participating. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
It's the lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesnt… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
EXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I love that since the day you came into my life, everything's been perfect. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
3 2 = one heart praying 4 you. 1 + 1= two eyes looking for you. 3+2= five senses missing you. 4+3= seven days… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Each and every day, I try to make some sense of this. What you mean to me, I know it could be serious. Each… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
An important element of friendship is communication, and thats the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Do you ever get the feeling that youre being watched? Because if its bothering you, Ill stop. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
