Behind every great man theres a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If you have to do more then 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, its not the angle or the lighting.… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
My math teacher accused me of cheating, I cant help that my english teacher is hotter. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There is no snooze button on a dog that wants to go out for a piss. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Im so terrible at Chess. The only way Ill ever get to say Checkmate is if I eat at a restaurant in… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Every man hopes to marry a nymphomaniac; but in many marriages, after a few years the nympho leaves, but the maniac stays. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey? Sure. Great! Thanks for participating. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
My I hate you face must look very similar to my tell me more face. Ill have to work on that. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
