If I'm going to make something in the kitchen, even if it's something as simple as a sandwich, I will take the… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
Yes waiter, I'd like a supermodel sandwich. But instead of bread, I'd like Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton and instead of meat,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
