“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to do yard work, but he only takes Mexicans. Says whites are too lazy…I'm not lazy," the bum said.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Then Samson said. With a donkeys jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey's jawbone I have killed a thousand of them.” — Judges 15:1517 Copy Share Image
