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[Helmut] Kohl said Europe must return to being a community committed to stability and the rule of law. — Martin Schulz Copy Share Image
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Though a woman tempted man to eat, my dear Longfellow," said Holmes, "you never hear of Eve having to do with his… — Matthew Pearl Copy Share Image
Saudi Arabia's first female athlete will be allowed to compete while wearing a head scarf. The Saudi woman said she was thrilled… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I worked so hard on that role [of Debra in Dexter]. And I barely worked on Rita. But I read for casting… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
Granpa said if there was less words, there wouldn't be as much trouble in the world. He said privately to me that… — Forrest Carter Copy Share Image
I got pictures of us and they would draw big red rings around us and tell what they thought of us. I… — Fannie Lou Hamer Copy Share Image
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The way that Russian Orthodox services work generally, and certainly the way that this worked, is that it goes on for hours… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
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