As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To write with taste, in the highest sense, is to write [...] so that no one commits suicide, no one despairs; to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So,” sneered Fudge, recovering himself, “you intend to take on Dawlish, Shacklebolt, Dolores, and myself single-handed, do you, Dumbledore?” “Merlin’s beard, no,”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It has been said that in the New Testament doctrine is grace; and ethics is gratitude; and something is wrong with any… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up, and all, Teddy said. It was on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's how women are with me " said Paul. "They want me like mad but they don't want to belong to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is beauty a reminder of something we once knew, with poetry one of its vehicles? Does it give us a brief vision… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, my boy, he said, it's impossible to love men such as they are. And yet we must. So try to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that bodily exercise, when it is well ordered, as I have said, is also prayer by means of which you can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry. It's Hard for me. I do love you," she said quietly. "Sometimes it scares me because you're the first. And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To avoid the hard necessity of either obeying or rejecting the plain instructions of our Lord in the New Testament we take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love, it is said, is blind, but love is not blind. It is an extra eye, which shows us what is most… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Then hope unlooked-for came so suddenly to Eomer's heart, and with it the bite of care and fear renewed, that he said… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Xenophilius Lovegood," he said, extending a hand to Harry. "My daughter and I live over the hill, so kind of the Weasleys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is bullying you, don't let it get to you. I remember my friends in school, someone said something mean to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When religion has said its last word, there is little that we need other than God Himself. The evil habit of seeking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It has been said that the position of woman is the test of civilization, and that of our women was secure. In… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those were happier days, when there was still close friendship at times between folk of different race, even between Dwarves and Elves.'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And basically I always said when I was little that if I ever became successful or a celebrity, I would buy her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, hello, Peter,” said Lupin pleasantly, as though rats frequently erupted into old school friends around him. “Long time, no see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It isn't Narnia, you know," sobbed Lucy. "It's you. We shan't meet you there. And how can we live, never meeting you?"… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Conservative policies have on the whole worked - insofar as any set of policies can be said to 'work' in the real… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It has been often said, very truly, that religion is the thing that makes the ordinary man feel extraordinary; it is an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But it isn't easy,' said Pooh. 'Because Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A great dread fell on him, as if he was awaiting the pronouncement of some doom that he had long foreseen and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good Morning!” said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have a traitor there, Aslan," said the Witch. Of course everyone present knew that she meant Edmund. But Edmund had got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...Your trouble, William, is that you have no ambition. You don't see that there is in life only ever one goal.' 'And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder why people so commonly suppose that if two individuals are both writers they must therefore be hugely congenial," said Anne,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember," she said. "Lawrence Malley. He was an expert in security systems." "Aka Lightfinger Larry." Dan grinned. "He was also wanted… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know how I think they choose people for Gryffindor team?" said Malfoy loudly a few minutes later, as Snape awarded Hufflepuff… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not going to be murdered," Harry said out loud. "That's the spirit, dear," said his mirror sleepily. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image