“HIDEOUS! Sorry, Mom, but vomit green is NOT my colour. And that dress is impossible to walk in! It’s so tight around my legs that it looks like a giant fish tail. While the other bridesmaids walked gracefully to the… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“Brianna is supposed to go potty INSIDE but sometimes has accidents OUTSIDE! And Daisy is supposed to go potty OUTSIDE but sometimes has accidents… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“FROM BRANDON: Hi Nikki, Looking forward 2 going 2 the dance with you. Good luck finding a dress that will actually make you look… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“And if you decide to cancel it, make sure you notify Principal Winston and the student council. Although, I wouldn’t want to be the… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their tongues stuck… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“That’s when I totally lost it and screamed, “Wow! MacKenzie is just so WONDERFUL! I bet she farts GLITTER too!” But I just said… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“WHY? Mostly because I’m the biggest DORK in the entire school. And” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.) She has raised two daughters and lived to tell about it. Her hobbies include growing purple flowers and doing totally useless crafts (like, for example, making a microwave oven… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share
“LISTEN, GURL! WE HAVE A CONNECTION! I LUV U MORE THAN MY LEGO COLLECTION!” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“idea the situation was so bad until I asked each committee member to present a status report at our meeting this morning.” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
