“Ruby,” Will says, still staring. “What the—?” I open my mouth to explain, but there’s basically no rational explanation for this. So I don’t. “I, uh—I was just leaving.” I scramble down. “That,” I say, with far more confidence than… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
