Cause POP POP POP it goes my rubber band. So STOP STOP STOP sniffin that contraband. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter! — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her, it's not yours, who can it be? — Slick Rick Copy Share Image
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Every man prefers to look at a well-shaped woman instead of a rubber ball. — Katarina Witt Copy Share Image
I'm just a Westside lover, I leave females in my sheets and all my feelings in a rubber. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
“In love, in war, truth is rubber that can be pulled and stretched into an infinite number of shapes.” — Peggy Herring Copy Share Image
When I used to have braces, I would match my rubber bands to the season. — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
[On Lou Tellegen's Women Have Been Kind:] The book ... has all the elegance of a quirked little finger and all the… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Philosophy is an amazing tissue of really fine thinking and incredible, puerile mistakes. It's like one of those rubber 'bones' they give… — Olaf Stapledon Copy Share Image
When the British ruled Malaysia, they burnt millions of acres of Malaysian forests so that they could plant rubber. — Mahathir Mohamad Copy Share Image
When in doubt, I can stare blankly. The rubber face. There's only so many ways you can stare incredulously at the camera… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm all about simple, elegant, and effective, and when I wear the rubber boot on my head, it draws a lot of… — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week.… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
Teams, not individuals, are the fundamental learning unit in modern organizations. This is where the "rubber stamp meets the road"; unless teams… — Peter Senge Copy Share Image
I'm not a rubber stamp, and people know that. If you can convince me of the merits, you will have my vote… — Fred Upton Copy Share Image
Well... I had braces and I had to wear headgear! I loved my braces, actually. For me, they were like a piece… — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
No more cutting grams, and wrapping grands up in rubber-bands, I'm a recovered man, our plans ta discover other lands, suburban places… — Eminem Copy Share Image
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
For two hours I'd felt myself stretching tighter and tighter, like a rubber band pulled to the point of snapping. And now,… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Can we just do this?” Ray asked tightly, clinging to Zheng’s already slightly elongated arm. Because Louis-Cesare wasn’t the only one with… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time. I used to think my… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
We were to found a University magazine. A pair of little, active brothers-Livingstone by name, great skippers on the foot, great rubbers… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
In my safe corporate job, I might have made one decision of real significance a year. As an entrepreneur, it feels like… — Jane Park Copy Share Image
How can you stand touching her?” my sister blurted, staring at our clasped hands. “Doesn’t that hurt?” I seized on the change… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
There are three versions of the hook. There's one that's solid metal and it's really heavy. It's sharp. It's not super sharp… — Colin O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
I devoured hot-dogs in Baltimore 'way back in 1886, and they were then very far from newfangled...They contained precisely the same rubber,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“She never sent the castle to sleep”, said Granny, “that’s just an old wife’s tale. She just stirred up time a little.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The most tragic moment of my life was the first show I ever designed for. I had been asked to make shoes… — Manolo Blahnik Copy Share Image
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