A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Break not an ancient friendship; keep it hale; Stir round its roots, that it be green of heart; Let not the spirit… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I know I shouldn't say this—I know it as surely as I know the earth is round and beats are evil—and yet… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
The true gardener then brushes over the ground with slow and gentle hand, to liberate a space for breath round some favorites;… — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
In the first round of work simplification...you can reasonably expect a 30 to 50 percent reduction...To implement the actual simplification, you must… — Andy Grove Copy Share Image
Just then, with a wink and a sly normal lurch, The owl very gravely got down from his perch, Walked round, and… — James Thomas Fields Copy Share Image
The test, surely, of a creed is not the ability of those who accept it to announce their faith; its test is… — Harold Laski Copy Share Image
[Childbirth] is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It's like an 'Alien' movie. I started crying, it was so emotional ... I… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
Norfolk would not be Norfolk without a church tower on the horizon or round a corner up a lane. We cannot spare… — John Betjeman Copy Share Image
Keep right on to the end of the road, Keep right on to the end. Tho' the way be long let your… — Sir Harry Lauder Copy Share Image
I woke up this mornin' Feelin' round for my shoes Know 'bout I got these, Old walkin' blues. — Robert Johnson Copy Share Image
Look at the Bethlehem birth. A king ordered a census. Joseph was forced to travel. Mary, as round as a ladybug, bounced… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
The same Being that fashioned the insect, whose existence is only discerned by a microscope, and gave that invisible speck a system… — Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham and Vaux Copy Share Image
You probably think Italians like meals with heavy meats and sauces, but they actually prefer light meats. They see turkey as a… — Todd English Copy Share Image
So round and round you go, spinning mental wheels and nowhere finding anyplace to get traction. What the hell...is it? — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
I hope I can improve. I'm far from perfect. Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if I fought myself. I think it… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
All changes in space which we see, hear, smell or taste are literally tactile impressions. All our senses are variations of our… — Rudolf von Laban Copy Share Image
Don't follow the crowd. The crowd doesn't get there. They just run round and around in a crazy race. It never ends. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
While most of those who hold that the whole heaven is finite say that the earth lies at the center, the philosophers… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
When Satan cannot get a great sin in he will let a little one in, like the thief who goes and finds… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
One hundred rounds do not constitute fire power. One hit constitutes fire power. — Merritt A. Edson Copy Share Image
A dungeon horrible, on all sides round, As one great furnace, flamed; yet from those flames No light, but rather darkness visible… — John Milton Copy Share Image
And broader still became the blaze, and louder still the din, And fast from every village round the horse came spurring in. — Nathan Rothschild, 1st Baron Rothschild Copy Share Image
The man who is unhappy will, as a rule, adopt an unhappy creed, while the man who is happy will adopt a… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
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