“Tell me about last night so I can live vicariously through you for a minute before I go back to watching reruns of Buffy." "Oh, what episode are you on right now?" I ask way too excited for the change… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“Don’t get me wrong, being rich was fucking awesome. If anyone tells you being rich isn’t awesome then they’re not doing the whole being… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“I was blessed with the looks of a fucking Adonis, so yeah, men usually hated me anyway. I paid their bullshit complaints little to… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.” “I know. And I still don’t like you, but--” “Good, I don’t like… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“I feel like I was being sucked into something bigger than the both of us. As if a fucking tractor beam was grabbing hold… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“I still hadn’t boarded the elevator. It was as if my feet were glued to the floor. There was already a tension in the… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“Tell me about last night so I can live vicariously through you for a minute before I go back to watching reruns of Buffy."… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore. So thanks for that.” “Geez, I was just joking around, Max,” he… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“When you find the one you’re supposed to be with, you know it with every fiber in your being. You feel it in your… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“That settled, I wipe my eyes with the edges of my comforter and smile weakly to myself in the darkness when one of my… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“Was he nice to look at? Oh my God, yes! A million times, yes! But as soon as he opened his mouth, his doucheness… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
