Ridiculous Quotes · Page 27

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes we smile at a child thats afraid of the dark. I think more ridiculous is a man or woman afraid of…

— Adrian Rogers

The human species, although happily ridiculous at times, is still reaching for the stars.

— Walt Disney

I'm so hard headed it's ridiculous. Sometimes it's a good thing, and sometimes it's a terrible thing.

— Anonymous

To criticise a person for their race is a manifestly irrational and ridiculous. But to criticise their religion - that is a…

— Rowan Atkinson

An actor should be ready to play any role within reason. For example, I think the most ridiculous thing for me to…

— Glenn Ford

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

— Fred Allen

I told somebody in Europe I was 43. I never tell my true age. It's ridiculous that people ask. The press doesn't…

— Tom Verlaine

When I was 20, I thought anyone in the music business over 25 is past it. Then at 30, you think anyone…

— Vince Clarke

I think he was an angry man. He must have been disturbed for some reason. I think you have got to cut…

— Alex Ferguson

For taxpayers, however, it’s [pay equity] a rip-off. And it has nothing to do with gender. Both men and women taxpayers will…

— Stephen Harper

This is a large part of the academic profession: to make up complex, subtle arguments that are childishly ridiculous but are enveloped…

— Noam Chomsky

Push yourself. Don’t settle. Wear those stripy legs with pride. And if you insist on settling down with some ridiculous bloke, make…

— Jojo Moyes

Comedy is deemed inferior to tragedy primarily because of the social prevalence of narcissistic pathology. In other words people who are too…

— Tom Robbins

People think the earth is going to die and they have to save it. Thats ridiculous. If you rid the earth of…

— Lynn Margulis

I used to ride motorbikes and drive cars like everything was a racetrack; it was ridiculous. It wasn't because I thought it…

— Orlando Bloom

But what I didnt want to have happen, and I made this clear to Jeremy (Florida AD), if I am able to…

— Urban Meyer

I know quite well that one needs ridiculous, mad situations like that; one can't write really well about anything else. Why was…

— Aldous Huxley

I do seem to work in a lot of different mediums, which means it keeps things fresh and sparks interest in me.…

— David Essex

I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is…

— Voltaire

One of the biggest breaks we had actually, one of the biggest, the hardest I laughed on the movie [The Hangover] was…

— Ed Helms

A history of civilization shares the presumptuousness of every philosophical enterprise: it offers the ridiculous spectacle of a fragment expounding the whole.…

— Will Durant

As Dutch, British and French explorers literally put this Great Southern Land on the map it would be ridiculous to say that…

— Douglas Pearce

Early on, America took one path and went down the advertising road, and in the UK they founded the BBC and developed…

— Astra Taylor

“Nevertheless he is the only one of them all who does not seem to me ridiculous. Perhaps that is because he is…

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Mel's Diner in L.A. - they are my favorite hamburgers. I could eat there every day. They are ridiculous.

— Liam Hemsworth

That's kind of the weird thing that M. Night Shyamalan has sort of unleashed upon the world is this need for every…

— Alex Winter

How ridiculous not to flee from one's own wickedness, which is possible, yet endeavor to flee from another's which is not.

— Marcus Aurelius

“He'd lost the only part of his life that made it worth living because of a couple random fucks. How ridiculous.”

— Sonny Hassell

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.

— Vaclav Havel

I ordered all of these sets [ from South Korea] and I'm thinking to myself, this is ridiculous. We don't even make…

— Donald Trump

If there is something very slightly wrong in our definition of the theories, then the full mathematical rigor may convert these errors…

— Richard P. Feynman

There are a lot of people who are considered 'camp' who have no idea how ridiculous they are.

— Fred Schneider

Like, I want the world to be better! All I want is positive! All I want is dopeness! Why would you want…

— Kanye West

It's incredible, ridiculous really, isn't it? You realise you can make more money on the golf tour in one week than some…

— Rory McIlroy

For me, the cooking life has been a long love affair, with moments both sublime and ridiculous.

— Anthony Bourdain

In the sometimes ridiculous action scenarios you're laughing out loud, and so the more committed and in fact the more highbrow the…

— Henry Jackman

I mean, I hate when actors talk about how hard their job is. It's ridiculous, because we have the best job in…

— Jon Bernthal

I think it would be ridiculous to work with Tom Hardy. I hear some crazy things about him, and he's also really…

— Ansel Elgort

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

— Henry Fielding