I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
