Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
“Could anyone among us have an inkling or a clue What magic feats or wizardry and voodoo you can do? And who would ever… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
“Don't let it be forgot that once there were a spot for one brief shining moment that was known as camelot” — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win,… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
“On a clear day Rise and look around you And you'll see who you are On a clear day How it will astound you… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
For a painter, the Mecca of the world, for study, for inspiration and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
On a clear day, rise and look around you and you'll see who you are on a clear day, how it will astound you… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
