There are days I like going out, and days I like to sit naked with the remote control on my thigh, watching… — Christopher Mintz-Plasse Copy Share Image
“Life does not have a remote control; you need to get up and change it yourself.” — Damien L. Malcolm Copy Share Image
“But love like that can be too big, too. It can be something you shouldn’t be trusted to hold when you’re the… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
“Austerity means to eliminate the comforts and cushions in your life that you have learned to snuggle into and lose wakefulness. Take… — David Deida Copy Share Image
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“One of the study’s major findings was that in the successful relationships, positive attention outweighed negative on a daily basis by a… — Robert Maurer Copy Share Image
See, Sway, that’s what you get for flunking your pilot’s test six times…which I’m pretty sure is a record of some sort.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” she said. He looked bemused. “For what?” “For everything. For being amazing in bed and endlessly patient, for sacrificing the… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV dinners.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“It’s easy to underestimate how profound and holistic Roddenberry’s vision of the techscape of the future was. By today’s standards, the available… — Marc Cushman Copy Share Image
Everyone has an inbuilt remote control known as attitude , it can control the way people treat you. Its unfortunate that some… — Unreal Dude Copy Share Image
“You know the drill—your child cruises over to the coffee table and throws the remote control at the dog. But before he… — Denise Fields Copy Share Image
“The 1byone Aluminum combination open air laser Christmas projector is an exceptional contrasting option to the standard model recorded at number 1… — sktaleb Copy Share Image
