Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in… — Nate Copy Share Image
“You say you've a life, but i see it as movie being directed by someone else, being edited often here and there.… — Ayan khan Copy Share Image
My grandparents lived with us. And I remember watching 'Doctor Who' with my granddad on his new telly. These were the days… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“We’d already had the discussion about whether or not Jazz was allowed to move in. I said yes, of course. At least… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
Supporters of the war are constantly asking those who oppose it: Why don't you deplore the wrongs and atrocities committed by the… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“certain situations, even the most rationally minded people behave in absurd and illogical ways. Nine times out of ten, a person in… — Sebastian Fitzek Copy Share Image
I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
“...I am not a bed-and breakfast person. I understand why other people would want to stay in B&Bs. They’re pretty. They’re personal.… — Sarah Vowell Assassination Vacation Copy Share Image
I just need to do something new.... I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“...even good marriages sometimes involve flinging a remote control at the wall.” — Ada Calhoun Copy Share Image
“She found Diana’s room. Diana was sitting in her bed using a remote control to idly flip through the channels on the… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
I was one of those kids that would take apart the remote control and take all the wheels off my little toy… — Grant Imahara Copy Share Image
I like to hide my camera and use a remote control, because then no one knows when I'm actually imprisoning their souls… — Margaret Bourke-White Copy Share Image
Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money, others are like the news with sad tales to… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Technology is supposed to make our lives easier, allowing us to do things more quickly and efficiently. But too often it seems… — James Surowiecki Copy Share Image
“Shopping Dana Gioia I enter the temple of my people but do not pray. I pass the altars of the gods but… — Vaddhaka Linn Copy Share Image
So the absurdity of happiness is that it is embarrassing to discuss or even mention, impossible to define or measure, may not… — Michael Foley Copy Share Image
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
An American has invented a remote control that will turn off any telly within a 20ft radius. What a marvellous device! What… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prayer is not a way to get what we want to happen, like the remote control that comes with the television set.… — Rachel Naomi Remen Copy Share Image
“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“That is the thing about life, it doesn't stop just because something bad happens. There is no remote control to hit pause.… — Tabatha Beshears Copy Share Image
