Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
When I got a part in 'All American Girl,' in 1994, I remember thinking, 'Now I have a series, I'm not going to need to do standup,' but every night I'd go out afterward and get onstage somewhere. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't.… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
