Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends. If I knew, I might toss out my anchor. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer job as long as I can. But it's exciting… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor,… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Under the heavens and under the sea there's a friend I don't know, who holds the right key. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“Some of its magic, some its tragic, but I've had a good life along the way.” — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Back to my childhood where those monsters reside. They snack on innocence and dine on self esteem. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
