Josh Gondelman

I live very gently.

— Josh Gondelman

I love Boston, and I had a very lovely childhood in Massachusetts.

— Josh Gondelman

Nonresidents have a tendency to rush their visits to Harlem.

— Josh Gondelman

My aesthetic is, in short, 'cool substitute teacher.'

— Josh Gondelman

A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal.

— Josh Gondelman

I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low…

— Josh Gondelman

I have - and this isn't a thing I talk about often - a decent set of legs. There's an unexpected musculature…

— Josh Gondelman

My comedy isn't clean; it's just friendly. So I get asked to do a lot of clean shows. It's like, 'Oh, I…

— Josh Gondelman

There are very funny people who aren't good at Twitter and people who are really good on Twitter where that's the best…

— Josh Gondelman

'The Rap Year Book' is really great. Shea Serrano wrote it, and it became this huge phenomenon where he sold out everywhere…

— Josh Gondelman

I don't consider myself a nerd; I consider myself a dork more. I'm closer to a dork, if anything, just because I'm…

— Josh Gondelman

When I was young - like, young young - I would read all the time. I would read when I was walking…

— Josh Gondelman

I like to see my parents, and they like it when I'm around.

— Josh Gondelman

'The Big Lebowski' gave me my first false sense of intellectual superiority.

— Josh Gondelman

Big romantic gestures are only as strong as the relationships they happen in.

— Josh Gondelman

Fact about me - I love jumping over/into things.

— Josh Gondelman

I'm not religious. But I'm also not spiritual.

— Josh Gondelman

In my early years doing standup, I bombed a lot.

— Josh Gondelman

I was a weirdo, but a well-liked weirdo.

— Josh Gondelman

I drink iced coffee nearly every morning and many afternoons year-round.

— Josh Gondelman

I tweeted that Tom Brady's politics are 'garbage,' which may have been hyperbolic.

— Josh Gondelman

I'm a big fan of saying the thing that is not necessarily sincere or earnest, but definitely honest.

— Josh Gondelman

Ludacris albums are all over the map in terms of overall quality, but as a rapper, he tops out as a hilarious,…

— Josh Gondelman

A vest is just a totem reminding you that some people dress well, and you can be one of those people.

— Josh Gondelman

The modern ease of catfishing has had the tangential effect of growing a cottage industry of websites offering the services of fake…

— Josh Gondelman

As a kid, I always loved Mel Brooks' stuff - 'The 2,000 Year Old Man' record was something my dad put me onto.

— Josh Gondelman

I value niceness. But now, as a grown person, I value goodness above that. Because niceness doesn't change anything, and goodness changes…

— Josh Gondelman

I'm skinny, but a soft skinny. I have strong legs, but my arms are like pea pods with single peas for elbows.

— Josh Gondelman

I feel like, in Boston, I was a little too complacent. I could get on stage when I wanted. I didn't feel…

— Josh Gondelman

I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting…

— Josh Gondelman

I remember, when I was a kid, my dad would subscribe to the BMG Music Club, and we got that initial 12…

— Josh Gondelman

In a dream world, I would love to be a master pastry chef, because it combines something I love doing baking with…

— Josh Gondelman

Especially when I'm heckled, that's a sticky situation because I don't defuse it... I really envy guys who have a grittier onstage…

— Josh Gondelman

I try to be kind, and I try to reflect that in my comedy, but I'm also incredibly bad at being mean.…

— Josh Gondelman

I had a Screech-from-'Saved by the Bell' kind of vibe in that I hung out with people and had friends while having,…

— Josh Gondelman

I'm not usually vain about my body. It's like Pennsylvania: The same way the Keystone State comprises Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with not…

— Josh Gondelman

A v-neck T-shirt is the manliest of all upper-body garments. The defining feature of the style is a plummeting neckline that we…

— Josh Gondelman

tend to be better at describing feelings and ideas, and worse at painting a picture of any physical thing. I have terrible…

— Josh Gondelman

When you're confined to a hospital bed, there aren't many appointments you can make. You await visits from friends and family members.…

— Josh Gondelman

It's nice when I can be met with warmth and enthusiasm, but doing standup comedy has taught me how to push through…

— Josh Gondelman