I refuse to do anything easy. I'm writing for the smartest person out there. I'm not equating myself with the smartest person out there, but hopefully I'm writing to say you're not alone. I'm not alone. We're not alone. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I am on sort of a diet in terms of the Internet. It's the sheer quantity. It's the Niagara of opinion, of information. It's… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways. They all get chummy together perfect strangers. The only… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I don't think you can name a good picture where the production or the possible promotion isn't "cast-contingent." That means the film needs not… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I think technology is such that we can reach new heights but we need some of the basics of the pre-technological age. It's counter-productive… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is… — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image
Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality. — Larry Gelbart Copy Share Image