A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance. — Colin McEnroe Copy Share Image
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. — Hugh Allen Copy Share Image
I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost. — Edward T. Hall Copy Share Image
When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on! — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on. — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food. — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon.… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I tend to watch a lot of movies at home. It's nice to be close to the refrigerator with my pyjamas on… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
The turkey - my number one thing that people don't get is take that sucker out of the refrigerator about three hours… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
One cannot build life from refrigerators, politics, credit statements and crossword puzzles. That is impossible. Nor can one exist for any length… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
I am one of those people who is never satisfied, ... When I was a little kid, I made a spaceship out… — Howie Day Copy Share Image
I would have bacteria and, yeah, it would grow in what we call the danger zone, which is typically between 40 and… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
The thing to remember is that children are temporary. As soon as they develop a sense of humor and get to be… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
[Answering whether there was life in other worlds, he said there probably was.] After all, there's plenty of unearthly looking things moving… — Pete Conrad Copy Share Image
Imagine how many aspects of nature we would miss if we lived on the surface of the sun. Without inventing refrigerators, we… — Wolfgang Ketterle Copy Share Image
A good salesman, as the old (and politically incorrect) saying goes, can sell a refrigerator to an Eskimo. It's a cliché, but… — Josh Kaufman Copy Share Image
Go to the bookstore and look at how many bookshelves are filled with books trying to explain how to work the devices.… — Donald A. Norman Copy Share Image
Here's the thing that I think about life - if you manage to get into a space where you don't need that… — Brit Marling Copy Share Image
I have a face like a washrag. I sing love songs and carry steel. I would rather die than cry. I can't… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Take some very deep breaths," Miranda said. "Relax. Concentrate. Then envision a frosty six-pack and wiggle your pinky." A frosty six-pack. Kylie… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Imagine a life-form whose brainpower is to ours as ours is to a chimpanzee’s. To such a species, our highest mental achievements… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Some molecules - ammonia, carbon dioxide, water - show up everywhere in the universe, whether life is present or not. But others… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that's been our unifying cry, 'More light.' Sunlight. Torchlight. Candlelight. Neon, incandescent lights… — Diane Frolov Copy Share Image
I suppose there is something in all of us that harks back to the soil. When you come to think of it,… — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
When you aren't drinking or using drugs or spending lots of money on fancy toys or basking in the glow of fame… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice. — Homer Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I installed refrigerators in supermarkets. My father was an electrical engineer. — Will Smith Copy Share Image
The Americans are good about making fancy cars and refrigerators, but that doesn't mean they are any good at making aircraft. They… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've got to perform in a role hundreds of times. In keeping it fresh one can become a large, madly humming, demented… — Ralph Richardson Copy Share Image
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image