“Step up to red alert." Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf” — Rob Grant; Grant Naylor Copy Share Image
“It's better to have loved and lost, than to have listened to an album by Olivia Newton-John” — Holly (Red Dwarf Copy Share Image
“What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
