If I only have receipt for all my mistake, then I would take it all back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To acknowledge the receipt of letters is always proper, to remove doubts of their miscarriage. — George Washington Copy Share Image
Karma caught up with me, It wasn't fun but I paid my dues and got a receipt. — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us! — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have… — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I dont know where you got your looks from, but I hope you kept the receipt! — Bugs Bunny Copy Share Image
“New Rule: If you get to serve me a quarter-head of lettuce with dressing on it, which proves you could have made… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You go back and tell Brigham Young that I'll give up the Lord's money when he sends me a receipt signed by… — Samuel Brannan Copy Share Image
I like it when you buy something and pay with a credit card, they put your credit card on the receipt, but… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“supplies he’d acquired during his eighteen months in Henrietta. Rumpled maps, computer printouts, ever-present journal, flashlight, willow stick. When Gansey plucked a… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Once, when the minibar boy saw me promptly dump my receipt in the ashtray, he warned me that I was legally obliged… — Tim Parks Copy Share Image
I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Just another day in my life. This was one of those days when I thought that maybe a new life, a different… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“It isn't a club," I said calmly. "It's a walking stick." "Six feet long." "It's traditional Ozark folk art." "With dents and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“We fought over the bill when it came. By fought I mean: I insisted loudly on paying half and he responded with… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
Karma is not a receipt of a physical experience, because of what someone has done. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
