The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her. — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
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