You want young people to vote, make Election Day a national holiday. — Jaboukie Young-White Day Copy Share Image
But I do have one real problem with socialism: I like money. — Jaboukie Young-White Like Copy Share Image
There's a lot of times when I just want to scream into the void. — Jaboukie Young-White Just Copy Share Image
I don't need a driver's license, my Uber driver needs a driver's license. — Jaboukie Young-White Driver Copy Share Image
One time I spent more than $40 on groceries, and my bank thought someone stole my debit card. — Jaboukie Young-White Bank Copy Share Image
As a gay person, I'm used to speaking on gay issues. As a black person, I'm used to speaking on black issues. — Jaboukie Young-White Black Copy Share Image
Seriously, you can't talk socialism in America without going to the OG, Sen. Bernie Sanders. — Jaboukie Young-White America Copy Share Image
The Internet has created so many niche audiences that when millions or even thousands of people can be on the same page… — Jaboukie Young-White Internet Copy Share Image
I go through my tweets while writing and be like, 'Oh, this has staying power and is still relevant.' — Jaboukie Young-White Go Copy Share Image
Twitter is comedy writing. It's one-liners that give way to fully fleshed-out thoughts. — Jaboukie Young-White Comedy Copy Share Image
Living and performing in New York has allowed me to try my weirder and more experimental things. — Jaboukie Young-White Living Copy Share Image
Developing a following and maintaining that is so much free labor - just for the love of it. — Jaboukie Young-White Developing Copy Share Image
Whatever I'm writing has seemed to be about something I don't feel I could freely express in my everyday life, and stand-up… — Jaboukie Young-White Day life Copy Share Image
I definitely post a lot of memes and content that's isolated to Twitter that I wouldn't be able to do on stage… — Jaboukie Young-White Crowd Copy Share Image
I've been doing some acting, writing classes, and taking a holistic approach so I can actually be good at this craft. But… — Jaboukie Young-White Acting Copy Share Image
There's an infectiousness to comedy. It's meant to be shared and spread, so I feel like any message that you're talking about… — Jaboukie Young-White Comedy Copy Share Image
Fact check: The examples of failed socialism that critics use are not socialist democracies but authoritarian states led by corrupt, ruthless, and… — Jaboukie Young-White Corrupt Copy Share Image
I went to Catholic schools my entire life and never had anything close to a cis heterosexual sexual education let alone a… — Jaboukie Young-White Alone Copy Share Image
I just try to do things that make me excited. If I can find a way to surprise myself, then that's when… — Jaboukie Young-White Excited Copy Share Image
When I started out in stand-up, I was already used to speaking in front of people, how to project, control my voice… — Jaboukie Young-White Control Copy Share Image
Amazon's been around for 24 years, and now they're doing what any 24-year-old does: move to New York and gentrify a neighborhood. — Jaboukie Young-White Around Copy Share Image
I never feel like it'll be something where like, 'Aha, I've got it. I'm funny for the rest of my life. I… — Jaboukie Young-White Comedy Copy Share Image
My favorite topical tweets are the ones that put a tweet in context so it illuminates a deeper truth or societal trend. — Jaboukie Young-White Context Copy Share Image
That is what I got into comedy for, to be able to challenge myself and just grow as a comedian and find… — Jaboukie Young-White Comedy Copy Share Image
The news can by very cyclical. The same issues are coming up over and over and over again. — Jaboukie Young-White Again Copy Share Image
The urge to push the concept of sex and sexuality into the fringes of the human experience is so bizarre to me. — Jaboukie Young-White Bizarre Copy Share Image
On a 1 to 10 scale, I don't think that I could model, but I could definitely end a Republican senator's career. — Jaboukie Young-White Career Copy Share Image
For memes, I have an entire iPhone folder of photos that I've taken or saved because I find something about them hilarious. — Jaboukie Young-White About Copy Share Image
Is socialism still for me if I'm a millennial millionaire? — Jaboukie Young-White Me Copy Share Image
I love St. Vincent. She is like our queer rock goddess and that's so needed. — Jaboukie Young-White Goddess Copy Share Image
Nothing screams 'I'm desperate for attention' like tweeting in all caps. — Jaboukie Young-White Attention Copy Share Image
I accomplished a lot in 2017 that I'd dreamt of: a late night set, TV writing gig, a speaking movie role. — Jaboukie Young-White Gig Copy Share Image
I think we're past the point in entertainment where you can have one thing and explode. If you have one thing, people… — Jaboukie Young-White Ask Copy Share Image
My parents are Jamaican immigrants and both have a multiracial background. They're Jamaican but my genetic makeup is West African, European, Asian. — Jaboukie Young-White Asian Copy Share Image
After the 'Fallon' set, I had a lot of queer people message me about how much it meant to see a queer… — Jaboukie Young-White Late Copy Share Image
