“Because, I'm a guy, and we have to measure everything, I can assure you I am a humble ten inches or so, not twenty-four. Yes, I realize I'm on the large side, I also know while it may be a… — T. Hammond Copy Share Image
“(Am I the only one who has noticed if you drop the 'R' your friends become fiends?)” — T. Hammond Copy Share Image
“Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.” — T. Hammond Copy Share Image
“It’s not how you look in the mirror that's important, what's important is how you are reflected in the eyes of the people who… — T. Hammond Copy Share Image
“Because, I'm a guy, and we have to measure everything, I can assure you I am a humble ten inches or so, not twenty-four.… — T. Hammond Copy Share Image
