Ready Quotes by Jenna Marbles

Hey angel face, next time buy a whole shirt.

— Jenna Marbles

Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.

— Jenna Marbles

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

— Jenna Marbles

It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing.

— Jenna Marbles

Turtle backpack turtle spin. Turtle backpack turtle pushup.

— Jenna Marbles

Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fucking prince and marry him.

— Jenna Marbles

Belle theoretically had sex with an animal, isnt that bestiality?

— Jenna Marbles

Not only is ham delicious but you can go it.

— Jenna Marbles

I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I…

— Jenna Marbles

When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool…

— Jenna Marbles

How you doin sexual?

— Jenna Marbles

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

— Jenna Marbles