You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fucking prince and marry him. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
