Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed altogether. 'Cuz we run. Nigga, we run when we see somebody else runnin'. We don't ask no questions why we runnin', we don't need no… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a mans ethnicity when you know we've influenced nearly every facet of white America... from our music to our style of dress. Not to mention your… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub MD's! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2 grand I made and bought Lovita a real nice… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs,… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records? — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
![“I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then becomes serious] I'm a grown-ass man, dawg. I ain't gonna call no other dude "Delicious"! What if that nigga way down the street or summin? "'DELICIOUS'!!!…” quote by Cedric The Entertainer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/99e/cedric-the-entertainer-16790_quote_i-met-this-dude-the-other-day-named-dary_860341.jpg)
