My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Any man can lick pussy, but it takes a real man to lick her asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fuck PJ's. The only thing a man should be in when he sleeps is a woman's pussy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're a cowboy who likes to line dance always remember, the girl behind you is secretly calling you a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I eat all kinds of pussy just in case some jerk hacks my Twitter and says I eat all kinds of pussy… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Give a man some 'pussy' and he'll have 'sex' for a day. Teach a man to 'jackoff' and he'll have 'sex' for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say you are what you eat, which is ironic 'cause I always thought guys who don't eat pussy were the biggest… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
