“Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!” — Karl Kesel Copy Share Image
Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Doc Webster's eyes rolled briefly, like loaded dice, and came up snake eyes.” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
People may claim to hate puns, but most true word lovers have groaned to like them. — Jay Heinrichs Copy Share Image
“Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“I found my destination a few miles outside Swelling: a lone, squat, brown bar called The Inn of the Line...The place looked… — Elliott James Copy Share Image
“And he won her freedom by playing beautiful music,' Roland added. 'I think he played a lute. Or maybe it was a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“Puns are the lowest form of humor,” he proclaimed the cliché proudly. “Shakespeare used puns,” I observed. “You are not Shakespeare.” I… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Another phenomenon, still more strikingly modern, was a package of lucifer matches, which, in old times, would have been thought actually to… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“...you mustn’t pun, Brumm, puns are produced only in vacant minds. Keep high thoughts and visions of delightful things before you and… — John Davidson Copy Share Image
“How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – " "Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“It is the observer of the pun that makes it, my dear Brumm. Of course, when the word is distorted, as in… — John Davidson Copy Share Image
“They talk about human rights until the rights include things they personally do not like as alternatives. There needs to be Frank… — Leviak B. Kelly Copy Share Image
“How many of us are there?” he demanded in a less than amused tone. “Legions, surely, don’t you think it must be… — Krisi Keley Copy Share Image
“He leaned forward and plucked something out of my hair. 'What—?' He held the dead leaf before me. 'Must have gotten that… — Shannon Delany Copy Share Image
“People laughed when they heard a good joke, but they groaned when they heard a pun, because there was no such thing… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“If you are having private thoughts and ask an intimate friend to listen to them in privacy or on a date will… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“I tried to think of puns that might make my father laugh one more time, and I looked at the stars.” — Morgan Matson Copy Share Image
“Look at the first arch in a human and a shark, and you find a very similar state of affairs: jaws.” — Neil Shubin Copy Share Image
