“I couldn't help it: Brendan was abs-olutely pec-tacular, horrible puns intended and very accurate.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.” — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
“Would I laugh?" "Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I’ll pun him so many puns that even his arrogance will finally be expunged.” — Raymond Queneau Copy Share Image
Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak,… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
“You have; and I’ve restrained a good many of them,” replied the insect. “But there are opportunities for so many excellent puns… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
“I want to roll my eyes, but I'm pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
Let's say that what's out there is a narrative. Often enough, the picture plays with the question of what actually is happening.… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
“Xingu!" she scoffed. "Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
“Cucumbers are technically a fruit and in the same family as pumpkins, melons and squash, so it may benefit those markets, although,… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“I’m mysterious,” Kaladin said. “I used to think you were. Then I found out you don’t like good puns—it’s truly possible to… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I like Jacques Derrida; I think he's funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I know that that… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“Let us cry for the spilt milk , by all means, if by doing so we learn how to avoid spilling any… — Maria Amparo Ruiz De Burton Copy Share Image
“Zane let his head loll back and lifted one hand to gently prod his split lip. "Ow." "Whine about it. It'll make… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
My being a writer and playing Scrabble are connected. If I have a good writing day, I'll take a break and play… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
“When I stayed here, Tea-riffic kind of reminded me of being back at your parents’ shop. It’s a nice spot.” “Tea-riffic?” I… — Julie Abe Copy Share Image
“There are always messages, even enigmas to be searched, mysteries to be solved in all of my books. I like to puzzle… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in… — Gruff Rhys Copy Share Image
