Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Try to play me, and I'll make your blood flow faster than the old Jay-Z — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
I'm feelin new, but I demand some respect, 'cuz I already wear your advance on my neck — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
Run when we startin to raid, or leave with 12 shells in your mouth like a carton of eggs — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all… — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
