“Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. “And if you pass that pitcher, I will… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
The goodness of your true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this… — Dart Gray Copy Share Image
Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun. — John Glover Copy Share Image
[Big Pun] loved the fact that I could sing, everybody around us were rappers. A lot of people didn't know that Pun… — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
The Band was rebelling against the rebellion. The rebellion went to a place where it became too obvious, too trendy, like you… — Robbie Robertson Copy Share Image
Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself - no pun intended - every time he speaks in his bid to win… — Corri Wilson Copy Share Image
For any healthy relationship to work you have to be able have that time to spend with your friends. And to have… — Craig David Copy Share Image
Just as the witticism brings two very different real objects under one concept, the pun brings two different concepts, by the assistance… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
We hackers are a playful bunch; we'll hack anything, including language, if it looks like fun (thus our tropism for puns). Deep… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Also not the kind of place to hide a server." "Is that another pun?" She asked. "No! I swear! I didn't mean… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
“So the Casnoffs are at Hex Hall. Probably with however many demons they've managed to create. What are they doing there? Throwing… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Let's say that what's out there is a narrative. Often enough, the picture plays with the question of what actually is happening.… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration,… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
“She challenged me for a game of Scrabble. I did not refuse. How could I? It was like she was telling me… — Dhaval Rathod Copy Share Image
But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight. — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
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