I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. I would… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
The Pumpkins love rock-and-roll, we absolutely love it, but we also think it's a flatulent, ego-serving kiddie playground. You can have your… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
“Ah, furchte fruchte, timid Danaides! Ena milo melomon, frai is frau and swee is too, swee is two when swoo is free,… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You can't take it seriously. But you can't ignore it, either. It takes ahold of your head… — Harrison Salisbury Copy Share Image
You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will… — Jade Puget Copy Share Image
“I knew something was off,” Grandma Ann said. “I’d never believed that Casey would like pumpkin, even if it was wrapped in… — Katrina Kahler Copy Share Image
The mask can be a limitation, but you just deal with it. You do get superhuman strength and pumpkin bombs and all… — Willem Dafoe Copy Share Image
What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Severus, please fetch me the strongest truth potion you posess, then go down to the kitchen and bring up the house elf… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There will be a cauldron of spiced hot cider, and pumpkin shortbread fingers with caramel and fudge dipping sauces as our freebies,… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“How the hell did you pull this off, man?" "I pulled some major strings and got us a one-night pass. And Noah… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
Know what it is to be a child? It is to be something very different from the man of today. It is… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served… — Tony Horwitz Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“And she needed to surf some of the pregnancy websites she'd found when she first realized she was pregnant. Her friends with… — Beth K. Vogt Copy Share Image
The wind outside nested in each tree, prowled the sidewalks in invisible treads like unseen cats. Tom Skelton shivered. Anyone could see… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
My kids just brought home a beautiful pumpkin, but you know what? I'm going to return it because it's a Democratic pumpkin.… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Every woman needs secrets,' her mother said with a smile then, her eyes meeting Sally's in the rearview mirror. 'Remember that when… — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
It was time to take the pumpkin out of the pot and eat it. In the final analysis, that was what solved… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
I sort of have a dark, twisted, offbeat way of writing, which I see coming up in my kids. It's funny, on… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
“Pumpkin, I’m always serious when it comes to you. Even when I’m messing around, I’m still serious as shit. Whatever you need,… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
When the Lord starts out to make an oak tree, he takes a hundred years to do it in, but he can… — Sterling W Sill Copy Share Image
This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going… — Homer Copy Share Image
On the moon we have everything. Lettuce, and pumpkin pie and Amanita phalloides. We have cat-furred plants and horses dancing with their… — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
“The jack-o-lantern follows me with tapered, glowing eyes. His yellow teeth grin evily. His cackle I despise. But I shall have the… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Everything, she wanted to scream at him, was a question of safety. All human endeavor bent itself to the same lost cause.… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The Party of the Regions has won a convincing victory. We are ready to undertake responsibility for forming the Cabinet and we… — Viktor Yanukovych Copy Share Image
Halloween simply has a special feel about it. School is back, everyone is settled into their routines following summer, and there is… — Natalya Neidhart Copy Share Image
The first real concert, other than going with my dad to see Three Dog Night, was Smashing Pumpkins and Garbage. I was… — Amy Lee Copy Share Image
Miraculously, smoke curled out of his own mouth, his nose, his ears, his eyes, as if his soul had been extinguished within… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“You call her pumpkin?” My sister’s voice was filled with awe. “Does she actually answer?” “Well, she pretends to hate it. But… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the lives of children, pumpkins turn into coaches, mice and rats turn into men. When we grow up, we realize it… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
