You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“You can't trust just any old person who comes along with a hundred puffins and a pretty face!” — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Lockley would've hugged him if it weren't physically impossible for a puffin and a walrus to embrace.” — Barry Wolverton Copy Share Image
On my mother's side I'm Polish-Jewish, and on my father's side I'm Scottish puffin. — Tamsin Greig Copy Share Image
Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish. — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump Left hand on a forty, puffin' on a blunt Pumped my shotgun, niggas didn't jump...… — B-Real Copy Share Image
Oh, nobody would ever want to know me in Hollywood. I'm far too puffin-faced for that, too weird-looking. No, I think I'll… — Tamsin Greig Copy Share Image
