My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I like understanding what's underneath, what's really motivating people. When I was younger, I wanted to be a psychiatrist, so I think… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
“But hey, at least we’ll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I’m… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
I never went to a psychologist or psychiatrist in my life. Never. You know, Italians are a little prejudiced against that kind… — Francis Ford Coppola Copy Share Image
Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul Copy Share Image
“When your head is about to explode, you shouldn't dare call in a psychiatrist because you're about bringing new ideas to world… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep clear of psychiatrists unless you know that they are also Christians. Otherwise they start with the assumption that your religion is… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
A number of holistic and complementary medical doctors in the US, from general practitioners to psychiatrists, are using maca with a variety… — Chris Kilham Copy Share Image
When children are allowed to help make family decisions, they tend to be much more supportive and happier with family life. Also… — Rudolf Dreikurs Copy Share Image
Hate is just as injurious to the hater as it is to the hated. Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
“Are you a psychiatrist?” “I don’t think so.” He shuffles forward, heading towards a side bay that, as I approach it, turns… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“Many buy gadgets they don’t really need, with money they don’t have, for people they don’t actually care for, while infringing their… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
I need more than anything right now what is, of course, most impossible, someone to love me, to be with me at… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
LSD is no longer playing a bad role in the drug scene and psychiatrists are again trying to submit their proposals for… — Albert Hofmann Copy Share Image
You have to be a psychiatrist too, especially in fashion. A psychologist and a psychiatrist together. — Carolina Herrera Copy Share Image
To achieve world government, it is necessary to remove from the minds of men, their individualism, loyalty to family traditions, national patriotism… — Brock Chisholm Copy Share Image
I'm a practicing psychiatrist and I think that I really believe in the advances of psychiatry. Our diagnoses are more precise. — Jonathan Michel Metzl Copy Share Image
I just try to use my own life to build a human song: something that people can relate to in some way.… — Iron & Wine Copy Share Image
If a psychiatrist would analyze [the lyrics], I'm sure they'd come up with something interesting. I really don't try to twist them.… — Victoria Legrand Copy Share Image
Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during… — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him … If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When I'm feeling awful, music is the only thing that releases the pressure. It's been the best psychiatrist I've ever had. — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
When people come and visit me and have a hat made, it's a little bit like visiting a psychiatrist, but they don't… — Philip Treacy Copy Share Image
The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Ed Koch had the best line: if you agree with me nine out of twelve times, you should vote for me. If… — Anthony Scaramucci Copy Share Image
Everybody has anger or regret in them one way or another. They all try different things to get it out. Some people… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
What do you do when you don't know what to do? No wonder there are more suicides among psychiatrists than in any… — R. D. Laing Copy Share Image
I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didn't, in reality,… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“He was about to find out that when you open a door with a psychiatrist’s name on it, you’d better be prepared… — Jim Carroll Copy Share Image
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend." — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing… — Rod Steiger Copy Share Image
When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions. — Rudolf Wanderone Copy Share Image
No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed… — Theo Van Gogh Copy Share Image
“I don’t know whether to call a medical doctor or psychiatrist,” she said to Bailey, “but I refuse to call an exorcist.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills,… — Marya Mannes Copy Share Image
Psychiatrists look for twisted molecules and defective genes as the causes of schizophrenia, because schizophrenia is the name of a disease. If… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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