Personally, I think I've got split personalities, and I may need a psychiatrist. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Seriously. I'm serious about… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Becoming conscious is of course a sacrilege against nature; it is as though you had robbed the unconscious of something. — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
“My dear son, It is a puzzle worthy of the best psychiatrist that a human life can be so utterly void and… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
As for being responsible or irresponsible, we don't recognize those notions, they're for policemen and courtroom psychiatrists. — Gilles Deleuze Copy Share Image
The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“Willie did not need a psychiatrist to explain this woman’s glamour profile: Neiman-Marcus-camouflage for a serious absence of soul.” — Linda McDonald Copy Share Image
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Philosophers and psychiatrists should explain why it is that we mathematicians are in the habit of systematically erasing our footsteps. Scientists have… — Gian-Carlo Rota Copy Share Image
Pain is real when you get other people to believe in it. If no one believes in it but you, your pain… — Naomi Wolf Copy Share Image
First, there are some of my readers who only read Hap and Leonard, not the other stuff, and some who don't read… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
I'm lucky enough to be able to make films and so I don't need a psychiatrist. I can sort out my fears… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
Pathological liar' is absolutely the toughest individual to deal with as a psychiatrist. Because you can't take anything they say at face… — Dale Archer Copy Share Image
I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted! Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
When I was in school, I dreamed about becoming a psychiatrist or a ballerina. Like most girls I would dream about being… — Sharon Tate Copy Share Image
Death is but a transition from this life to another existence where there is no more pain and anguish. All the bitterness… — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross Copy Share Image
Just look at the list of who the lowest-paid people are. Pediatricians are at the bottom. You would also look at internists.… — Atul Gawande Copy Share Image
In an extensive reading of recent books by psychologists, psychoanalysts, psychiatrists, and inspirationalists, I have discovered that they all suffer from one… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I wonder if my shrink (sorry, psychiatrist) was a woman not a man I'd be in a better or worse state? — Fay Weldon Copy Share Image
Filming TOWIE' can be so stressful. It is in the contract everyone has to see a psychiatrist. You have to see them… — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
I've taught in prison; I've counseled people... I've been arrested; I've been to the psychiatrist. — John Waters Copy Share Image
I'm so glad I didn't become a doctor, because I do more than any doctor can do. I am an administrator, a… — Dikembe Mutombo Copy Share Image
Schizophrenia is the name for a condition that most psychiatrists ascribe to patients they call schizophrenic. — R. D. Laing Copy Share Image
If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“Space travelers in the gray mists of time? An inadmissible question to academic scientists. Anyone who asks questions like that ought to… — Erich von Däniken Copy Share Image
If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
If the race is to be freed from its crippling burden of good and evil it must be psychiatrists who take the… — Brock Chisholm Copy Share Image
“In the presence of a psychiatrist I can only be a sick man; in the presence of a Christian brother I can… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
The psychiatrist knows only too well how each of us becomes the helpless but not pitiable victim of his own sentiments. Sentimentality… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Really, the only thing a psychiatrist can do that a good (fishing) guide can't is write prescriptions. — John Gierach Copy Share Image
Although I've never been to a psychiatrist, I think I've probably been analyzed as much as any person in the United States. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Medicine was certainly intended to be a career. I wanted to become a psychiatrist, an adolescent ambition which, of course, is fulfilled… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
The new psychiatrists say that everything and anything can be traced back to sexual causes. Their method, for example, could be explained… — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing… — Amanda Bearse Copy Share Image
Anybody who is thinking of applying for the Scotland job in the next eight or nine years should go get themselves checked… — Martin O'Neill Copy Share Image
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My stepfather was a brilliant and funny psychiatrist but he was a hound dog. He just didn't know how to be faithful. — Sean Hepburn Ferrer Copy Share Image
