“I scrambled to my feet to avoid being caught in the prone position. Every gamer worth his salt knows it’s an automatic plus to hit for the opposing side. Screw that shit.” — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“I'm surprised you're not freaking." "I don't freak'" he said bluntly. "You kinda did when I burst into flames earlier." "You caught me by… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Sorry. Hi, Bill. How are you this fine morning?” “I’m fine. How are you?” “Wonderful. Now get the fuck in here before I kill… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Who the fuck throws beholders at a first level party?” I snapped. “The whole concept of a random monster encounter is that it neither… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“That being said, getting thrown to crash into, and sometimes through, solid objects was becoming a disturbingly common occurrence in my life as of… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“People tended to get too nostalgic for such things, not realizing that there is very limited pride to be had in torturing oneself just… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Call me shallow, but I don't give a damn what anyone else thinks. The world has so many more possibilities when you're hot.” — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“him. Instead, I lapsed into a quick retelling of where I’d been and what had happened. As I did, my eyes crept over to… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“No matter what any of us did, there was a good chance this world would eventually become a place with no real heroes -… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Samuel leapt at me, no doubt going for the kill. Well, okay, maybe that’s a bit obvious. After all, you typically don’t fling yourself… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“if He-Man ever took out Skeletor, the forces of evil would be pretty well fucked, as the rest of them were a bunch of… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“when life decides to kick you in the balls, it sometimes wears metal cleats.” — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“I scrambled to my feet to avoid being caught in the prone position. Every gamer worth his salt knows it’s an automatic plus to… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“My plan is a lot like anyone else's: maximize my good times, minimize my bad, and leave the larger stuff to people who give… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Besides, it was painfully obvious that someone like Decker would end up in a place where he’d be polishing Demogorgon’s knob for eternity.” — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
