Programmer time is expensive; conserve it in preference to machine time — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
The messiness cannot go into the program; it piles up around the programmer. — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
The choice of approaches could be made the responsibility of the programmer. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
“STOP APPLYING PATCHES. RECODE YOURSELF NOW. 24 Dec National Mathematics Day” — Vineet Raj Kapoor Copy Share Image
“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.” — Fred Brooks Copy Share Image
“Programming is not a zero-sum game. Teaching something to a fellow programmer doesn’t take it away from you.” — John Carmack Copy Share Image
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder Copy Share Image
I didn't realize how good I was with technology until I met my parents... my dad told me "You're good; you should… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Programming is a Dark Art, and it always will be. The programmer is fighting against the two most destructive forces in the… — Damian Conway Copy Share Image
The intellectual property situation is bad and getting worse. To be a programmer, it requires that you understand as much law as… — Eric Allman Copy Share Image
I am a programmer. If I write code, I don't evaluate the results by what I hope the code will be. I… — Brianna Wu Copy Share Image
People sometimes ask me what I did when I was hired at HAL. The answer is that I was a programmer. And… — Satoru Iwata Copy Share Image
If you're a musician or actor, you know that if you're successful, some level of fame goes along with that. You're prepared.… — Shawn Fanning Copy Share Image
When I got started, I was a sideshow. At my first Consumer Electronics Show, in 1977 in Chicago, people came from all… — Brenda Laurel Copy Share Image
Whether you're a programmer or a seamstress, it's all about new techniques, simplifying old techniques, and consolidating steps. Making things go faster… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
“Programmers are isolated. They sit in their cubicle; they don't think about the larger picture. To my mind, a programmer is not… — Philip Greenspun Copy Share Image
Programming is how we talk to the machines that are increasingly woven into our lives. If you aren't a programmer, you're like… — Tim O'Reilly Copy Share Image
The programmer, who needs clarity, who must talk all day to a machine that demands declarations, hunkers down into a low-grade annoyance.… — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
The corollary of constant change is ignorance. This is not often talked about: we computer experts barely know what we're doing. We're… — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from pure thought-stuff. He builds his castles in the air, from air, creating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually started off majoring in computer science, but I knew right away I wasn't going to stay with it. It was… — J. Cole Copy Share Image
The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is the lawgiver. No playwright, no stage director, no emperor,… — Joseph Weizenbaum Copy Share Image
“Finally, there is the delight of working in such a tractable medium. The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from… — Frederick P. Brooks Jr Copy Share Image
The last thing I would ever do is try to become a network programmer. — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
I was hired as a computer programmer for a national laboratory at age 15. — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“A programmer who is not even authorized to make a long distance phone call can never be responsible for a loss of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The programmer who refuses to keep exploring will surely stagnate, forget his joy, lose the will to program (and become a manager).” — Marijn Haverbeke Copy Share Image
When your dad is a computer programmer, you get all sorts of T-shirts with sayings like this :) hahahahaha — Meeee Copy Share Image
