“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.” — Fred Brooks Copy Share Image
“STOP APPLYING PATCHES. RECODE YOURSELF NOW. 24 Dec National Mathematics Day” — Vineet Raj Kapoor Copy Share Image
The messiness cannot go into the program; it piles up around the programmer. — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
The choice of approaches could be made the responsibility of the programmer. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time? — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
“As a programmer, you are part listener, part advisor, part interpreter, and part dictator.” — Andrew Hunt Copy Share Image
I originally studied graphic design and video production. I had wanted to be a programmer - I loved development and coding -… — iJustine Copy Share Image
If you are a programmer working in 2006 and you don’t know the basics of characters, character sets, encodings, and Unicode, and… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
It is a real service to humanity and the world to be a good programmer, particularly if you design great products. You… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
And anytime a programmer makes a decision about how to deal with data, how to average it or clean it, you're imparting… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
“I am a non-accredited, overly logical psychologist, therapist, mechanic, diplomat, businessman, and Teacher working in an industry that is still defining itself… — Ka Wai Cheung Copy Share Image
And no, I'm not a walking C++ dictionary. I do not keep every technical detail in my head at all times. If… — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it ..I'll be laughing when… — Paul Dilascia Copy Share Image
From the viewpoint of what you can do, therefore, languages do differ - but the differences are limited. For example, Python and… — Yukihiro Matsumoto Copy Share Image
The corollary of constant change is ignorance. This is not often talked about: we computer experts barely know what we're doing. We're… — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
Programming is how we talk to the machines that are increasingly woven into our lives. If you aren't a programmer, you're like… — Tim O'Reilly Copy Share Image
“Programmers are isolated. They sit in their cubicle; they don't think about the larger picture. To my mind, a programmer is not… — Philip Greenspun Copy Share Image
You become a serious programmer by going through a stage where you are fully aware of the degree to which you know… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
“Finally, there is the delight of working in such a tractable medium. The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from… — Frederick P. Brooks Jr Copy Share Image
I actually started off majoring in computer science, but I knew right away I wasn't going to stay with it. It was… — J. Cole Copy Share Image
The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is the lawgiver. No playwright, no stage director, no emperor,… — Joseph Weizenbaum Copy Share Image
Copying all or parts of a program is as natural to a programmer as breathing, and as productive. It ought to be… — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
You don't have to be a nerd or a programmer or a network engineer to make a difference. — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
“The idea was that while one person wrote code, the other programmer would massage his or her shoulders; then they would switch.” — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
“The programmer who refuses to keep exploring will surely stagnate, forget his joy, lose the will to program (and become a manager).” — Marijn Haverbeke Copy Share Image
At forty, I was too old to work as a programmer myself anymore; writing code is a young person’s job. — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
When your dad is a computer programmer, you get all sorts of T-shirts with sayings like this :) hahahahaha — Meeee Copy Share Image
“A programmer who is not even authorized to make a long distance phone call can never be responsible for a loss of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was hired as a computer programmer for a national laboratory at age 15. — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created… — Marijn Haverbeke Copy Share Image
And, I think that is actually appropriate because I'm really not the world's best programmer, I think it's a good thing that… — Brian Behlendorf Copy Share Image
Then I started graduate school at UCLA. I got a part time research assistant job as a programmer on a project involving… — Jon Postel Copy Share Image
Whether you're a programmer or a seamstress, it's all about new techniques, simplifying old techniques, and consolidating steps. Making things go faster… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
When I got started, I was a sideshow. At my first Consumer Electronics Show, in 1977 in Chicago, people came from all… — Brenda Laurel Copy Share Image
People sometimes ask me what I did when I was hired at HAL. The answer is that I was a programmer. And… — Satoru Iwata Copy Share Image
If you're a musician or actor, you know that if you're successful, some level of fame goes along with that. You're prepared.… — Shawn Fanning Copy Share Image
I am a programmer. If I write code, I don't evaluate the results by what I hope the code will be. I… — Brianna Wu Copy Share Image
The intellectual property situation is bad and getting worse. To be a programmer, it requires that you understand as much law as… — Eric Allman Copy Share Image
