I used to want to be a computer programmer when I was younger. We got an Apple II Plus when I was, like, 11 and I wrote programs and BASIC on that, like I think a lot of people did,… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
It wasn't until I got into seventh grade, I think, that I realized that doing plays might be a fun thing, and so I… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
Prior to going to college, I had a pretty strong accent, and that was one of the things I had to work on a… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
The best advice I never got. I don't know if it would have done any good, but to be more confident with girls in… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I always think,… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
I collect art on a very modest scale. Most of what I have is photography because I just love it and it makes me… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
I grew up Southern Baptist, so my experience was fairly conservative. Not archly so, but I think Memphis - when you get to certain… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
I used to want to be a computer programmer when I was younger. We got an Apple II Plus when I was, like, 11… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
To be a teacher you have to have a very giving, selfless personality. I don't think I'm that selfless and giving. — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
One of the first exercises we did in acting class my freshman year was to stand in two rows, two lines facing each other… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
I appreciate and enjoy mathematics and science and all that side of things. I definitely have that side of me even though I'm not… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
After college, I went to Alley Theatre in Houston to work in their apprentice actor program. I thought I was gonna get discovered. It… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
