You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Oh, my god. I'd be a terrible doctor. I don't like to touch other people. There's a lot of gruesome stuff in… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
