I think I was a behavior problem, mostly, but in a fun way. I tried to tell jokes. I was the middle kid, so I was always looking for attention and trying to be the one that equalized everything. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I do suppose what any political satire, what any political joke can count as a gaffe or a possible career-ending move. It changes what… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, I think people meet us and they assume that we know a lot more about politics than we actually do.… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I grew up in Maine working at a video store and found myself being pulled more and more to on-camera stuff. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I was interning at a children's theater group in Kentucky - that was my first job out of college. I had jumped around a… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
Unless you're playing a historical figure, a writer or director can change their minds. And sometimes your job is to make them change their… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I think I get in trouble sometimes, especially when it's like I need to be easier on [my] kids because maybe I'm a rule-follower… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense that I'm… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.' — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
We live in a world in which whatever you do has a parody account online in moments. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
![“I think I get in trouble sometimes, especially when it's like I need to be easier on [my] kids because maybe I'm a rule-follower now. I'll look at something like the kids' coloring or something and I'm like, "That's not the way that marker should be used." All imagination is gone, and it's just…” quote by Timothy Simons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2fa/timothy-simons-11427_dad_i-think-i-get-in-trouble-sometimes-espec_565923.jpg)
