Pretending Humorous Quotes by Florence King

“Feminists will not be satisfied until every abortion is performed by a gay black doctor under an endangered tree on a reservation for handicapped…

— Florence King

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep…

— Florence King

In its purest sense, nicknaming is an elitist ritual practiced by those who cherish hierarchy. For preppies it's a smoke signal that allows Bunny…

— Florence King

In the last few years, race relations in America have entered upon a period of intensified craziness wherein fear of being called a racist…

— Florence King

“For a girl gone wrong, you can't beat the banks of the Wabash.”

— Florence King

A man should never apologize!

— Florence King

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

— Florence King

to a Southerner it is faux pas, not sins, that matter in this world.

— Florence King

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

— Florence King

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street

— Florence King

Hereditary monarchy offers numerous advantages for America. It is the only form of government able to unify a heterogeneous people. Thanks to centuries of…

— Florence King

Resistance to team play seemed to pour like wet cement through my bones, displacing supple marrow, until I was ballasted with my own contempt.

— Florence King