President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The virus in the movie 'Contagion' is based on the bird flu which came out of nowhere back in 2008. Everyone thought… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
